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08 December 2010 @ 10:07 pm
More fan reports about the movie  


Okay, so here's a translation of Novacaine's follow-up post about the second half of the movie.

Warning for lots of squeeling and IchiRuki jokes, lol. XD



Credits to Annie for finding the report, of course... and to Nacchan for translating the first part here.

Awesome IchiRuki FC is awesome. :D


死神たちは、一護の放った虚閃によって地獄の門が破損し、そこから瘴気が現世漏れだしているのを、結界で防 いでいました。
野営をする護廷13隊の元に、一護が戻ったという報告が入ります。
一護は息のない遊子を抱え、一護を落ち着かせようとする死神に「早く治療しねえと遊子が…!」と言いながら 必死で抵抗していました。
乱菊さんが織姫を連れて現れ、織姫はすぐに遊子を治そうとしましたが、地獄の鎖が邪魔をして拒絶できません でした。

Because of Ichigo's released form the gates of Hell were damaged, and miasma is leaking into the real world. The shinigami are protecting it with a barrier.
Somewhere in the camp set up by the Gotei Thirteen, a report gets submitted that Ichigo has returned.
Ichigo - the breathless Yuzu in his arms - resists desperately, and when a shinigami tries to calm him down he tells him 'Hurry up, without treatment Yuzu will...!'.
Rangiku-san appears along with Orihime, and Orihime immediately tries to heal Yuzu... but the chain of Hell gets in the way, and she can't reject (her state).

そこに現れた山じいは一護が地獄に行ったことの身勝手さを咎めます。
地獄の瘴気が現世に流れ込めば、現世もまた地獄と化すからです。
一護を地獄に向かわせたくなかった理由としては、一護の中の虚が暴走して地獄の門を破壊するこ とを恐れて
いたためだったようです。
ここら辺で一護がうちひしがれて大声を上げるんですが、痛々しかった…。

Yama-jii suddenly appears, and starts reprimanding everyone for the selfishness of Ichigo's journey into Hell.
Should the miasma from Hell end up leaking out, even the real world will turn into Hell again.
Apparently, the reason why he didn't want Ichigo to go to Hell was his fear that the hollow inside of him would run wild, and that the gates of Hell would be destroyed.
Near them Ichigo, stricken with grief, gives off a loud shout. It's quite pitiful...

テントの中に運び込まれた遊子の傍を動かない一護。
朝の平穏なシーンを見ているだけに、真っ青な顔をした遊子の凄惨さが際立ちます。
一護はテントに入ってきた白哉と目を合わせることができません。

After Yuzu has been brought inside the tent, Ichigo stands there, unmovable by her side.
Framed by such a tranquil morning scene, the ghostliness of Yuzu's deathly pale face stands out even more.
Once Byakuya enters the tent, Ichigo cannot look him in the eyes.

白哉「何故目を逸らす」
一護「俺は…ルキアも…恋次も石田も地獄に置いてきた。遊子まで…!」(「護れなかった」だっ たかなあ)
白哉「それが何だ」
一護「俺はルキアを、あんたの義妹を置いてきたんだぞ…!」
白哉「ルキアは誇り高い死神だ。覚悟していただろう」
一護「…!」
白哉「何故ルキアたちが現世に兄だけを帰したのか、その意味を考えろ」

Byakuya: "Why are you averting you eyes?"
Ichigo: "I... Rukia... and Renji, and Ishida... I left them behind in Hell. Even Yuzu...!" (probably something like '...I couldn't protect her!')
Byakuya: "What about that."
Ichigo: "I left Rukia, your stepsister, behind...!"
Byakuya: "Rukia is a proud shinigami. She was probably prepared (for that)."
Ichigo: "...!"
Byakuya: "Think about the significance of the fact that Rukia and the others made sure to send only the older brother back to the real world."

こんなやりとりに萌えました。
やっぱり兄様は凄いなあ。
厳しい言葉の中に、ルキアや一護への理解があるよね。
大切な義妹を心配してないわけないけど、義妹たちの意思を信じてるし、一護を引っ張り上げて導こうとしてる 。

It was that kind of exchange, totally moe.
Like I thought, Nii-sana is really amazing.
Inside of his stern words, there was understanding for both Rukia and Ichigo.
There is no way that he wasn't worried for his important stepsister... but he had faith in her intentions - and those of her friends - so he tried to pull Ichigo up and show him the way.

その時遊子の身体から光が溢れて地獄の鎖が消えます。
息を吹き返す遊子。
白哉は織姫を呼び寄せ、治療させます。

In that moment, Yuzu's body starts overflowing with light, and her chain of Hell vanishes.
Yuzu comes back to life.
Byakuya sends for Orihime, and she gets medical treatment.

場面変わって夕暮れの黒崎家。
眠る遊子と夏梨に布団を被せ、織姫が居間に降りていきます。
思い詰めた様子でソファに腰掛ける一護でしたが、織姫が降りてきたのに気付くと、飲み物を出そ うと立ち上
がります。
が、織姫はそんな一護の様子に気付いており「もう一度行くの?」と尋ねます。
遊子が生き返ったから、あいつらもきっと…と一護。
織姫は「でも…」と反論しかけますが、ルキアも石田も恋次も連れ戻すという一護の決意が固いと わかり、「
必ず、帰ってきて」と一護の背中に縋ります。
「あァ」と眼前を見据える一護。

The scene changes, and suddenly it's evening at the Kurosaki house.
Orihime covers the sleeping Yuzu and Karin with a sheet, and comes down into the living room.
Ichigo is sitting on the sofa tormenting himself, but when he notices Orihime coming down he stands up to bring her a drink.
Orihime, though, notices the state Ichigo's in and asks "Will you go once again?".
Ichigo: "Since Yuzu came back to life, surely... surely they too..."
Orihime says "But..." and is about to object, but then she understands that Ichigo's will is set in bringing back Rukia, Ishida and Renji - so she clings to his back and says "Come back for sure".
Ichigo answers "Aah" while looking straight ahead.

良くも悪くもいつもの織姫です。
ひたすらイチ←オリだし、一護の気持ちはルキアたちに向かっていて、一護は顔色一つ変えなかっ た。
私はストーリーに入り込んでいたことと、実は少しネタバレを見てしまったことがあって、それほ どHPは削ら
れませんでした。
あと織姫の脚線美パネェ。
むしろそっちに気を取られてしまった。
黒タイツ気合い入りすぎ。エロかった。
織姫はおっぱいより足出した方がよくね?
つーか背中におっぱい当たるよね、これ。
あんな巨乳押し当てられて平然としていられる一護は本当に何なんだろう。
僧か?僧なのか?

It's the usual Orihime, the good and the bad.
It's nothing but Ichi <- Ori, and Ichigo's feelings are directed towards Rukia and the others - Ichigo's expression doesn't even change.
Honestly, since I had already come across this story and seen some spoilers, I didn't lose any health points.
Then came the beautiful line of Orihime's legs, niiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Seriously, it really caught my attention.
Those black thighs got me so fired up, they were very erotic.
It's good that they decided to show off her legs instead of her breasts, no?
Or actually, those breasts were touching that one (Ichigo)'s back.
He had those huge breasts pushed against him and he was so perfectly calm, seriously, what is he?
A monk? Is he a monk?

結界を壊し、地獄の門の前に現れた一護を見て、門で張ってた日番谷や浮竹は臨戦状態。
そこでクシャナーダの腕が門の破損部分から出てきて、何やかんやで一護が地獄に紛れ込みます。
兄様が一護のために千本桜でクシャナーダを攻撃して隙を作るシーンが素敵でした。
不器用だし、とっつきにくい所あるけど、本当に兄様は優しい人だよね。
そして、美しい未来の義兄弟愛ですね^^
ん?なんか私変なこと言いました?^^

When they see Ichigo breaking the barrier and appearing in front of the Hell gates, Hitsugaya and Ukitake - who were guarding the gates - get ready to fight.
In that moment, though, one of Kushanada's arms comes out of the damaged part of the gates - and between one thing and the other, Ichigo ends up disappearing into Hell.
The scene where Nii-sama attacks Kushanada with Senbonzakura for Ichigo's sake and manages to create an opportunity for him was wonderful.
He does have some awkward parts too, and he's difficult to stick with - but Nii-sama is truly a kind person.
And he will make a lovely future brother in law, right? ^^
...nh? Did I say something weird? ^^

第一階層、第二階層、第三階層と一気に降っていく一護。
第四階層(最下層)の髑髏の上で一護を待ち受けていた黒糖。
黒糖は「そっちから来てくれるなんてな。いつ迎えに行こうかと思ってたんだ」などと軽口を叩き ます。
その表情には出会った時の精悍さはなく、右半分が焼け爛れた顔に下卑た笑いを浮かべています。

Ichigo falls at once through the first, second and third levels of Hell.
Kokutou is awaiting Ichigo on the skulls of the fourth level, the lowest one.
Kokutou cracks some jokes like "You were kind enough to come all the way from above, eh? I was wondering when you'd come to greet me".
He doesn't look fearless like he did in their first meeting - and he lets out a coarsened laugh from the right side of his face, completely burned.

黒糖「男どもはまだ腐りかけだが、ちっこい死神の女は頃合いだ」

Kokutou: "The menfolk are still rotting, but the small woman shinigami will be suitable."

石田と恋次が、干物みたいになって木にぶら下がってた…。ヒドス。
そこで黒糖の傍にマグマが現れ、人の形を成して、ルキアたんが…ハ…ハダカで…出てきて、あば ばばば…!
乳首見えなかった!
陰部がチラッと見えたけど炎に隠れてしまった…!
これ、地上波に出たら修正されないか…!?
こんなに挑戦して大丈夫か、ぴ●ろ!?
四つん這いになった!背中綺麗!
お尻…お尻が…!あばばばば…!
う…後ろから見たらこれ完全に見えちゃうだろ…!
いいのか!?
10周年だからルキアの身体も解禁したのか!?
あの鉄壁のガードを固めていたルキアが!全裸!!!
俄かには信じがたいが、事実だ!!!
素直に喜んでいいのかわからない…!
見えそうで見えないのが、ちょこっと覗いた肌が、服を着ていても匂い立つような色気が、ルキア たんのエロ
スだったのに…!
こんなシリアス展開といえども、全裸は全裸!!!
ていうかダメだって!
一護みたいなチェリーには刺激強いって!!
…と思ったらどこからともなく現れた白襦袢に覆われるルキアたん。
ルキアたんの胸についた鎖を引っ張り上げ、一護に見せ付ける黒糖。
呻くルキア。

Ishida and Renji were hanging from a tree like dried food... so awful.
At this point, some magma at Kokutou's side starts taking a human shape... and Rukia-tan appears, na... naked... abababababababa...!
I couldn't see her nipples!
I could catch a brief glimpse of her lower parts, but unfortunately they were quickly hidden by the flames!
Won’t this part get altered once it gets out of the theatres…?!
Is this kind of challenge okay with you, Pierrot?!
Then she got on her hands and feet! Such a pretty back!
Her butt… her butt…! Ababababababa…!
But… but if I’m looking at her behind, then that one (Ichigo) can see her perfectly…!
Is that okay?!
Since it’s the 10th year anniversary, the ban on Rukia’s body also got lifted?!
Rukia, whose impregnable fortress was guarded so tightly! Nude!!!
I know it’s difficult to believe, so suddenly… but it’s the truth!!!
Honestly, I’m happy - but I can’t understand if it’s a good thing or not…!
The parts that were left to the audience’s imagination, the skin that you could glimpse a little, the attractive sensuality that she exuded even though she was clothed… Rukia-tan was so erotic…!
Even though it was such a serious development… naked… naked!!!
…it was like that, so bad!
For a cherry (virgin) like Ichigo, this is such a strong provocation!
…and while I was thinking that, Rukia-tan was covered by a white kimono appeared literally out of nowhere.
Kokutou pulls up the chain attached to Rukia-tan’s chest, and shows her to Ichigo.
Rukia groans.

一護「ルキア!!」

Ichigo: “Rukia!!”

何このおいしい展開。
黒糖はルキアをその場に残して一護と戦い始めます。
一護は虚化をしないように注意を払いながら黒糖と斬り合うが、そんな甘い相手ではなく、次第に瞳が黒く染ま っていきます。
内なる虚に抗う一護にルキアが「一護!」と叫びますが、黒糖はルキアを取り押さえて「黙って見てろ」的な感 じで。

What is this delicious development.
Kokutou leaves Rukia behind and starts fighting Ichigo.
Ichigo is careful not to turn into a hollow while he crosses swords with Kokutou - but Kokutou is truly not an indulgent opponent, and gradually Ichigo’s pupils start turning black.
Rukia calls Ichigo’s name while he’s resisting his inner hollow, but Kokutou subdues her – it gave off a sort of ‘Shut up and watch’ feeling.

徐々に虚化していく一護。
霊圧を察し、一護のもとに集まるクシャナーダの群れ。
だが、仲間を連れ戻すという一護の意思が虚を打ち破り、一護は自我を取り戻します。
そこに背後から迫るクシャナーダの腕。
ルキアは「逃げろ、一護!!!!」と叫び、一護はクシャナーダの腕に潰されてしまったように見 えるのです
が、一護から黄金の光が発せられ、一護を中心に周りを取り囲んだクシャナーダたちから黄金の帯が集まります 。
クシャナーダが腕を持ち上げると、そこには、金の鎧に覆われた一護がいました。
何この超合金。

Ichigo is gradually turning into a hollow.
Sensing his reiatsu, Kushanada’s group gathers around him.
But Ichigo’s determination to bring back his nakama defeats his hollow, and Ichigo regains his senses.
At that point, Kushanada’s arm approaches him from the back.
Rukia yells “Run, Ichigo!!!”, and it looks like Ichigo is going to get smashed by Kushanada’s arm… but suddenly a gold light starts emanating from him, and a golden aura is gathered up from Kushanada’s group - who are all crowding around him.
Kushanada raises its arm, and there Ichigo is, covered in a golden armor.
What’s this super-alloy.

金の帯はナウシカみたいだった。
光ってた…!光ってたよ、一護…!
クシャナーダって、まさか、クシャナ殿下からもじったのか…?
そんな…だとしたら、クシャナとは似ても似つかない…。
似てるなら、むしろ一護…。焼き払え!
一護の鎧(スカルクラッドだっけ?)は映画の始まる前に予告していた仮面ライダーみたいだった 。
絶対、仮面ライダーにこんなのいたよね。
新しい超人っス。怪人かもしれないっス。
ライダーだから、何かに乗らないと。もちろん、ルキ(ry
鰤映画は毎回、特撮モノを意識しすぎだ。
つーか何で右半身は中途半端に鎧に覆われてるんだ。
アシンメトリーが流行りなの?

The golden aura reminded me of Nausicaa.
You were shining…! You were shining, Ichigo…!
Don’t tell me that you wrestled it out of Kushanada… out of Its Highness Kushanada…?
But… even if you did, you didn’t resemble Kushanada at all…
If he resembled it, maybe Ichigo… aaah, nooo, banish that thought like burning!
Ichigo’s armor (skull clad or something) was indeed the armor we were given advance notice of… the one that looked like Kamen Rider.
Seriously, it was absolutely like Kamen Rider!
It’s the new Superman. Or a mysterious person, maybe.
Since he was a rider, he should be riding something. (Rukia, obviously.)
Every time I watch a Bleach movie, I’m much too aware of the things done as special effects.
Like, why is the right half of his body only halfway covered by the armor?
Is asymmetry so in fashion?

一護は石田と恋次の鎖を断ち切り、爆風で飛んでいったルキアをにゃんこ抱きで助けます。ルキアの鎖もまた一 護に断ち切られ、白襦袢から死覇装に戻ります。

Ichigo cuts off Ishida’s and Renji’s chains, and saves Rukia - who had been knocked away with a blast - by holding her like a kitty cat.
Rukia’s chain also gets cut off by Ichigo, and her kimono turns back into her shinigami attire.

この辺からよく覚えてない。
ぶっちゃけナウシカの辺りもかなり前後関係、台詞ともにうろ覚えなんだ。
だからフィーリングで書いた。てへっ。
まあ1回しか観てないから仕方ないですよね。

I could’t see very well from my position… and to be blunt, my position in relation to Nausicaa was also quite approximate, and I only have a vague recollection of his speech.
So I’m writing this by feeling, eh eh.
Well… since I’ve only seen it one time, I have no other choice.

一護が「地獄の連中が俺に縋ってるぜ」ってドヤ顔だったこととか、
黒糖が「地獄が人間に手を貸す筈ねえだろう!!!」って言ったのに対し、一護が「俺もお前と同 じ人間だ、
うんたらかんたら、そして、兄だ」って言って黒糖に斬り掛かったこととか、
黒糖が一護の斬撃から逃れて鎖も断ち切れてて「俺は自由だ!!」ってなったのに、また鎖に繋が れて、地獄
の最深部に静められていくとことか、
それを見て一護が「それは地獄を欺いた罰だ!己の罪を地獄の底で償え!」みたいなことがあった 気がする、
たぶん。
劇場で答え合わせしてみてください。
もし間違ってても、許してください。
戦闘中だったから、スピードに追いつけなかったぜ…。
つーか原作の一護なら「地獄を欺いた罰だ!」とか言わなさそう…。

Here Ichigo says “The guys in Hell are depending on me!”, and I wonder what kind of face he was making.
Kokutou responds by saying “Hell shouldn’t lend a hand to humans, right!!!”, and while he crosses swords with him Ichigo replies “I am a human being just like you, something something, and then, I am an older brother”.
Kokutou manages to evade Ichigo’s slashing attack and his chain is broken… so he says “I am free!!”, but then he gets chained again, and suppressed into the deepest part of Hell.
Seeing that, Ichigo says “That is the punishment for having deceived Hell! Atone for your sin at the bottom of Hell!”. Yes, I think there may have been something like that.
Try to answer that in the theatre… and if I’m mistaken, please forgive me.
Since it was in the middle of the battle, I couldn’t follow the speed…
Still, I have a feeling that the original Ichigo would never say something like “This is the punishment for having deceived Hell”…

「勝った!」と雄叫びを上げる一護に「やったな」と声を掛けるルキア(だった筈、たぶん)
ルキアと一緒に辺りを見回して石田と恋次を探すと、髑髏の脇で恋次と石田が起き上がる。

Ichigo roars “I won!”, and Rukia answers him with a “You did it!” (just like it should be, I guess).
He and Rukia look around searching for Ishida and Renji - and those two arise from another place, over the skulls.

石田「身体が石みたいだ
ルキア「当たり前だ。身体が腐りかけておったのだからな」
恋次「腐る?」
石田も恋次も、自分たちがどうなっていたのかイマイチわからない様子。
わからないほうが、幸せなこともあります。
今思ったんだけど、もしかして全編通して「鎖」と「腐り」って掛けてる?
いや…まさかな…。

Ishida: “My body feels like stone.”
Rukia: “It’s natural. It was about to rot, after all.”
Renji: “Rot?”
Seems like neither Ishida nor Renji are quite aware of what happened to them.
But even though they may not quite understand it, they’re still happy.
I just thought of this now… but don’t tell me that they were hanging from a chain, rotting, all of this time?
Ugh… no, seriously…

恋次は一護の姿を見て、「何だその格好!?」と問うが、一護もクシャナーダたちによるものだと いうこと以
外はよくわからない様子で「変か?」と不思議そうに尋ねる。
いや、うん…何て言うか…。いいんじゃない…かな…。
で、なんやかんやで変身を解く一護。
わかんねーのに解けるのか…。

Seeing Ichigo’s new form, Renji asks him “What’s with that form?!”… but Ichigo, except for what he was told by Kushanada’s group, also doesn’t quite understand - and wonders “Is it strange?”.
No, well… I mean… isn’t it good… and in saying that, Ichigo’s transformation unfastens.
It unraveled even thought he didn’t understand it…?

ルキア「待て、一護!それを解いたらまた襲われるやも…」
途端にクシャナーダが一護たちに刃を向けます。
ルキアたんの心配が現実になった模様。

Rukia: “Wait, Ichigo! If that thing gets unraveled, we might get attacked again…”
And in that same moment, Kushanada turns its blade towards their group.
Seems like Rukia’s worries became reality.

で、一護たちがクシャナーダから逃げきって(さわやかな終わり方かな?)地獄の門から出た所で、本編は終了 。
T.M.Revolutionのエンディングを聞きながら、本編の続きが少し流れます。

So they run away from Kushanada (a refreshing ending, I guess?), and the story closes with Ichigo’s group in the same place where they exited the Hell gates.
While you listen to T.M.Revolution at the end, the movie continues a little.

一護たちが地獄の門を出て、現世の空から落ちてきたのを見た織姫が慌てて三天結盾で一護たちを受け止めます 。
で、織姫が一護たちに微笑み、織姫の横からチャドが現れます。
チャドの怪我も織姫の治療で治った様子。
ルキアが目を輝かせ(超かわいい)ながら白哉を見つめてます。
一護たちの無事を喜んで日番谷に飛びつく乱菊さん。
日乱さんには嬉しい演出ですな。
で、黒背景にクレジットが流れて終わり。

Orihime, who saw Ichigo and the others falling from the sky after they came out of the Hell gates, rushes in and catches them with Santen Kesshun.
Then she smiles at the group, and Chad appears at her side.
Seems like Chad’s injury was also healed by Orihime.
Rukia, her eyes shining (super-cute!), stares at Byakuya.
Rangiku-san, happy to see that Ichigo and the others are alright, glomps Hitsugaya.
I liked the direction of the HitsuMatsu scene.
Then, the credits start streaming over a black background, and it’s the end.

やー、面白かった!絶対もう1回観る!
次の記事でまとめ的な感想書きますねー。
後編終わり。

Well, it was interesting! I really want to see it one more time!
In the next report I’ll write my concluding thoughts, okay?
End of the sequel.


P.S. ...as an amusing aside, apparently Bleach fans on pixiv are already starting to ship Kokutou with Rukia and Ichigo.

Lol, the power of torture and chains... XDDD

 
 
 
peca_06: YOOSH!!peca_06 on December 8th, 2010 10:20 pm (UTC)
OH, thank you Mezzi for all this <333333 Kokutou + Ichiruki threesome @__@ oooh... mmmmh <3 lmao. He sure is a cute bishie, despite being a complete asshole XDDDD
mezzo_marinaiomezzo_marinaio on December 8th, 2010 10:29 pm (UTC)
...seriously, there are already new tags on pixiv! XDDD

黒ルキ (KokuRuki)

黒一 (KokuIchi)

NEVER underestimate the power of bishiness coupled with chains. XD

It's how GrimmHime started, too.
peca_06: YOOSH!!peca_06 on December 8th, 2010 11:18 pm (UTC)
It might inspired some drawings on me XDDD. Just not too pervy or threesommy (not a word, I know, but you know what I mean XD). The chains has my smexy senses tingling *__*
mezzo_marinaiomezzo_marinaio on December 8th, 2010 11:32 pm (UTC)
Well, those chains have certainly inspired ME... but, er, you know how I am. XDDD

Sadly, I could not find it in myself to ship Rukia with her stepsons from movie 3... for obvious reasons. XD Thankfully, the new bishi's fondest dream ISN'T calling her mommy - so I'm all good. XD
sleepwalker: ezy ridersleepwalkerrrr on December 8th, 2010 10:36 pm (UTC)
I can see it now. The alternative ending: Kokutou: "Hey, on the other hand, why don't we skip the fighting and have threesome?"

Then Kokutou will die from massive orgasm because of Ichigo/Rukia double team on him.

Rukia: "Ichigo, let's just say that you had 'The Power Of Inferno' or something and pour radium on you"

Ichigo: "Ah..."
mezzo_marinaiomezzo_marinaio on December 8th, 2010 10:48 pm (UTC)
...wait, this isn't what actually happened?!

Seriously, if you listen to the movie audio with a biased ear... XDDD
sleepwalkersleepwalkerrrr on December 9th, 2010 12:14 am (UTC)
Don't mention it, I have to forget those yelps lol
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mezzo_marinaiomezzo_marinaio on December 8th, 2010 11:33 pm (UTC)
Happy to provide! :D

And yeah, I so loled when she started comparing Shining!Ichigo to all those other anime... XDDD
Running on Coffee and Schadenfreudearcadiasilver on December 9th, 2010 12:54 am (UTC)
Since he was a rider, he should be riding something. (Rukia, obviously.)

*wipes coffee off her monitor*

No, Blogger-san, tell us what you really think. XD
honeyhammer: Bleach: Grimmjowhoneyhammer on December 9th, 2010 01:40 am (UTC)
Thanks so much for this! It was really a fun read. And I don't know why, but the "Ababababababa…!" cracked me up real good.
(Anonymous) on December 9th, 2010 03:23 pm (UTC)
thank you
Lizzy, a harmless lecher and pyromaniac: show me you teeth [Bleach]wicked_liz on December 9th, 2010 01:52 am (UTC)
""Rukia, whose impregnable fortress was guarded so tightly! Nude!!!"

LMFAO!! This is like the best review ever! Bleach movies are such crack. The scene with Inoue at the Kurosaki residence reminds me of a scene from Rurouni Kenshin, so I can imagine the crazed shippers out with a vengeance.

But the IchiRuki is forever obvious and made of lulz, Nii-sama is going to be an awesome brother-in-law XD
♀*La Muerte Chiquita*♀: Chadapprovesla_kalaka on December 9th, 2010 02:11 am (UTC)
OH DIOS MIO, I want to see this move so muuuuch, Byakuya and Ichigo conversation is just so awesome *_____* waaah Byakuya you are being so awesome there. I loved my Ichigo too, thinking about Rukia, Renji and Ishida, I love how much he doesn't lost sig from any of them ;_; kya!

Thank you Mezzo, and thank you to Novacaine san, Nacchan and Annie, you are wonderful!
usagipyon on December 9th, 2010 05:00 am (UTC)
This is AMAZING
Just as if Gintoki Sakata would have narrated it.

what is he? A monk? Is he a monk?

ha ha brilliant!
Yukiko: Shiro-chan <3wingmyway on December 9th, 2010 10:49 am (UTC)
LMAO!! I totally can see him doing that <3
mezzo_marinaiomezzo_marinaio on December 9th, 2010 11:07 am (UTC)
The best thing is that Kokutou even LOOKS like Gintoki... XD

...okay, wow.

Now I can't help imagining that this entire movie is actually an elaborate, collaborative cosplay between the Bleach and Gintama worlds. XDDD

Wasn't Elizabeth guarding Kubo while he drew a poster for the movie, a few posts back?

CLEARLY this is proof enough that Gintama lent some characters to the movie as actors...
sleepwalkersleepwalkerrrr on December 9th, 2010 11:14 am (UTC)
The best thing is that Kokutou even LOOKS like Gintoki... XD

AND he has Hijikata Toushirou's voice
mezzo_marinaiomezzo_marinaio on December 9th, 2010 11:27 am (UTC)
...AND now I'm imagining Gintoki playing Kokutou, but Kubo finding his voice way too lazy-sounding to be a proper nut-job.

So he makes Hijikata do some playback. XD

Really, they could have just used Okita for that part...
sleepwalkersleepwalkerrrr on December 9th, 2010 01:10 pm (UTC)
...AND now I'm imagining Gintoki playing Kokutou, but Kubo finding his voice way too lazy-sounding to be a proper nut-job.

Oi, cut this chain thing from me or something... I will hurt this woman even if I really don't want to... seriously, there's going to be some reruns I wanna see...
usagipyon on December 9th, 2010 12:04 pm (UTC)
Koukutou is like a slimmed down Gintoki. God knows he needs to give it a rest to those parfaits.
Kim!spartydragon on December 9th, 2010 06:31 pm (UTC)
Dude, that is muscle! Gin-san ain't no skinny teenage bishie! XD
usagipyon on December 9th, 2010 08:47 pm (UTC)
sometimes I wonder if it's muscle or spray paint like a hollywood star
But then again Ichigo probably gets that too one day he is al bulky and then next day baam skinny teenager
Kim!: Mushroom Mushroomspartydragon on December 9th, 2010 09:34 pm (UTC)
Someday Sorachi will address Gin-san's ability to not gain weight after eating a ton of sugar and spending most of his time asleep. All I can figure is that his body stores the sugar as fuel so that when it's time for serious business, Gintoki has an epic sugar high to keep him going. XD

Yeah. Poor kid, I just wanna give him a sandwich. And remind Kubo that life drawing classes are your friend.
Kim!: Mmm... Jump...spartydragon on December 9th, 2010 06:29 pm (UTC)
Ffffffffff I was just thinking it sounded like Gintoki/Sorachi! XD
ansfairansfair on December 9th, 2010 05:53 am (UTC)
waaah! thanks for sharing!
ZOMG the blogger is really happy! what about me? probably squealing all the time XDDD

these spoilers are killing meeeh! XDDD
(Anonymous) on December 9th, 2010 10:12 am (UTC)
Loved this review. Was hilarious AND informative. The little narky comments were the best. XD (What is he a monk?) Hahaha.

I wonder why it got such low ratings though. It's hard to say without seeing it... but hmm.
moonlitinuyashamoonlitinuyasha on December 10th, 2010 01:16 am (UTC)
Wow, great review!: )
I'm still a bit shocked that Rukia was nude! O_O