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19 June 2010 @ 04:52 pm
Ichi and Ishi Seiyuu Diss Orihime on the Radio! XD  
Occasionally Bleach seiyuu appear on a Japanese radio program called Bleach B Station and talk very fast and say outrageous things that fandom likes to play as controversial and lo and behold we have a rip of a program I personally found enormously amusing because 1) it featured Ishida's seiyuu Noriaki Sugiyama (aka Non-tan to his fans) 2) Non-tan and Morita-kun, Ichigo's seiyuu recreated the anime omake scene where Ichigo pretended to be Ginrei Kojaku with a really deep voice and moved Ishida to tears and 3) Both Non-tan and Morita-kun had a lot of laughs, I mean A LOT OF LAUGHS at Inoue Orihime's expense because she seemed to have forgotten her powers in the final episode of the Lust arc, wasn't healing Ishida and was only repeating a certain someone's name.

Listen for yourself. Here's a rip of the radio program Bleach B Station featuring the seiyuu for Kurosaki Ichigo and Ishida Uryuu and much giggling and oh yes, Non-tan says "BAN-KAI!":


The first translation I got of the part where the boys were laughing over Inoue was from nacchan_touya  and a partial transcript from here and it went like this:

Sugiyama : when I see he being stabbed like that I was like, EEE?? (laugh)
Morita : yeah and Orihime was also an absolute mess isn't she? she has the power but it not working? even after the stabbing she still continued with her 『Kurosakikun, Kurosakikun』chant and not healing
(the staff laugh)
S : you think so right?! at that time I thought "ah Orihime's priority is already clear.."
(Morita laugh)
M : Oh crap! Uryuu is in pinch!
S : Is really .. typical Inoue-san.. (laugh)
M : right?
↑while trying to surpress his laughter
S : I was like "Hey, a little help here..?" (laugh)

The second translation I got was from mezzo_marinaio  who heard the audio as well as read the transcript and she wrote the following:

They speak truly, TRULY fast, and it's all muffled up and interspersed by laughing! >_<

I can tell that the script posted in that entry isn't completely correct - it's just what the blogger him/herself could remember and make out of the dialogue, I think? It lacks a few parts, and I honestly cannot make them out myself. ;_;

I did the best that I could with what we already had, though - and most of it seemed to check out, in my opinion. Though some of the words, eeeeh... let's just say that I'll have to take the blogger's word for them. XD

From about 11:45 to 12:18:

杉山さん「体を張って止めにいったのに、えー」(Sugiyama-san: "Even though he blew a hole through his body and said it was the finishing blow, eeeeeehhh...")

Morita and Sugiyama say something else, Sugiyama mentions (Ichigo?) getting pierced.

森田さん「織姫も結構てんぱっちゃてるじゃ ない?『黒崎君、黒崎君』本当はパワーがあ
って直せるわけじゃない? サクッって刺されても! 『黒崎君、黒崎君』って言って治してもらってな かったから」(Morita-san: "And Orihime, she was also really blowing her fuse, wasn't she? 'Kurosaki-kun, Kurosaki-kun'... really, you have the power, it's not like you can heal him? Even after the stabbing! She kept saying 'Kurosaki-kun, Kurosaki-kun' and not healing...")

-周りのスタッ フ爆笑- (The surrounding staff roars in laughter)

杉山さん「そうなんです!あそこで、織 姫の中での優先順位が明らかに…」(Sugiy
ama-san: "Exactly! At that time, it was pretty clear what the priority inside Orihime was...")

-森田さん大爆笑- (Morita-san gives a great roar of laughter)

森田さん「やばい!雨竜ピン チ!」(Morita-san: "Oh, no! Uryuu's in a pinch!")

杉山さん「い、井上さん…的なこう… (笑)」(Sugiyama-san: "I-it's very... typical of Inoue-san..." (laughing))

森 田さん「な?」(Morita-san: "Isn't it?")

ちょっと笑いを含んでいる感じで (trying to suppress their laughter)

杉山さん「こっち先、お願いします…的なね(笑)」(Sugiyama-san: "I was like... here, please, a little help...?" (laughing))

and because I know you all love your Japanese lessons when asked
I know originally we thought that Morita said 'Orihime was a mess' so I'm wondering if that's the part which you translated as 'blowing her fuse' or if he just didn't say it. (He certainly implied it.), Mezzo responded:

Oh, I'm not even gonna pretend to know exactly what he meant by てんぱっちゃてる! XDDD

Grammatically speaking, the sentence sounds like this:

織 姫 も (Orihime too)

結構 (pretty, quite)

てんぱっちゃてる (this is the non-past, progressive form of てんぱる. The っちゃ in the middle of the verb gives the sentence a nuance of 'unfortunately', indicating that the speaker feels like the action has taken place with unsatisfactory results, or that he feels regret at it having taken place. Since I didn't know the meaning of this verb, I looked it up, and found
THIS and THIS. So, I guess it could be translated either as 'to be blowing a fuse', 'to be panicking' or 'to be up to the chin')

じゃない?(wasn't she?)

I thought 'And Orihime, she was also really blowing her fuse, wasn't she?' worked nicely. :) Though, well, I guess it should actually be 'be blowing A fuse'. XD

The 'she was a mess' part was probably Nacchan's attempt to render this verb. :)

Also, YET ANOTHER bit of the transcript from here a blog by an IshiHime artist who like a lot of Ishida fans is hoping Sensei will have Orihime apologize to Ishida on her knees (and lol at one of the comments on the page:

「大丈夫、黒崎は…勝つよ」ぶわ!!!。・゚(T◇T゚)゚・。 いしだああああああああああああああああ あああああああああああああ
"don't worry, Kurosaki will... win" GUHAKK *bloodvomits* (T◇T゚)゚ishidaaaaaaa )

Sugiyama voiceover : 「Inoue-saaan.... I need treatment here... 」

M : Ishida is being cured right now right? or..

S : I also wonder if he's being healed... "I want him to be healed~" it sure give us all that kind of feeling don't you think? (ヽ´▽`)

M : so you think the chance of him being ignored is big?!

S : 【BIG】.. I think

モリタ「(絶句)…ま、まあそんな映っていない人たちが存在をアピールしてます!いるよ!ここにいるよ〜ヾ (´ρ`)ノ゛」
M : (speechless) ..... we..well then let's appeal the people to realize that! heey he's here!! he needs help here~ ヾ(´ρ`)ノ゛

S : you're the main character you know? (strangled laugh)

I suppose if I had less faith in Kubo-sensei I would be less amused by the fact that Orihime seems to be so blatantly ignoring Ishida to the point that it's a joke among the seiyuu and a point of despair among IshiHime fans in Japan, but knowing what a sadist Sensei is, I believe he knows full well what he's doing. Ishida was the shining faultless hero of the Lust arc, the only one on the Dome who didn't do anything wrong (well, some will argue that his caving in to Orihime's request to be Quincy-surf-boarded up there for a princess eye's view of the battle wasn't too smart) and he was the moral compass and voice for humanity yadda yadda in that little tale. So naturally it's maddening when Orihime takes Ishida at his word that some medicines he packed in his trusty cape are taking care of his pain and bleeding so she doesn't bother to heal his severed hand or impaled torso while having plenty of time to repeat "Kurosaki-kun" or crouch next to Ishida during the length of the Ulqui-Ichigo battle.... yeah, I can see why Non-tan and Morita-kun were laughing. I suppose I have to laugh too--or as an Ishida fan, I'd be crying.

Orihime just looks SO BAD here. And this little short-sightedness of hers is long overdue a resolution. Unlike uni-uni the blogger linked above though, I really don't think we'll see a verbal apology from Orihime. I believe that in Kubo's story actions always speak louder than words. Orihime's always been one to say one thing ("the next time I see you, Kurosaki-kun, I will not look at your back") and do another. One day, one panel, she's just going to ACT. Her heart and her act will be pure--and there will be no need for words. We saw a glimpse of that in her gesture towards Ulquiorra. In reaching for him, I believe she was reaching for her better self.

And yeah, that's all I've got to say about that. Let the Orihime song that never ends go on. Only Sensei will sign the FIN on this one.
never give up!  ৵  never surrender!: (bleach) ORIHIME IS THE BOSSloquaciousquark on June 19th, 2010 09:58 pm (UTC)
Oh man, poor Orihime, haha. It sucks that she's being laughed at so much, but man, if the choice is laughing or tearing out my hair in frustration, I'll laugh every time. I wish I could understand Japanese so I could listen to that show, though, since it sounds consistently awesome.
the cosplayin' cat lady: yarightmochavalentino on June 19th, 2010 10:19 pm (UTC)
Haha, I'm glad they can laugh about it. Though I personally wouldn't put it past Kubo to completely forget. Though, hopefully since Ishida is more a main character, he'll remember. I don't expect Orihime to ever do something though. The optimistic in me is saying she's healed him by this point, since we haven't seen HM in forever.
(Anonymous) on June 19th, 2010 11:17 pm (UTC)
Ishida won't forget that fight, it's sure. He almost lost his life against Ogihci.
Plus, according to Ichigo in "The Eyes of Victor" chapter, Inoue is healing Ishida. Don't worry.
deathlike on June 19th, 2010 10:29 pm (UTC)
... ... (ROFL)
Issues: Bleach-RUN-Ulquihimelovely_masoka on June 19th, 2010 11:07 pm (UTC)
S : I also wonder if he's being healed... "I want him to be healed~" it sure give us all that kind of feeling don't you think? (ヽ´▽`)

I thought it was confirmed in the manga by Ichigo that Orihime was healing Ishida?

I hope Kubo does something with her character soon that makes all of HM and her character derailment worth it. *sighs*
nagasasunagasasu on June 19th, 2010 11:53 pm (UTC)
"I hope Kubo does something with her character soon that makes all of HM and her character derailment worth it."
Yeah. Same here.
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r0ck3tsci3ntist - sorry, kidding: yoruichir0ck3tsci3ntist on June 20th, 2010 01:46 am (UTC)

lol HIME! *facepalm* We know how much you luvre teh Strawberry but DAYUM!

yeah, I donno. Be interesting to see what comes of it all. Whenever that might be.
Kylarakarenai on June 20th, 2010 02:16 am (UTC)
What gets me is that they all - the seiyuu and the background staff - burst into hysterical laughter when Morita is talking about Orihime's behavior on the dome. Sympathy, that is not.
oh gallant piglet,: ichiishi!danceaizome on June 20th, 2010 02:50 am (UTC)
I love listening to their laughter. It's adorable.
nehalenia: ichi ishi dork love ravishnehalenia on June 20th, 2010 05:31 am (UTC)
I understood maybe .0001% of what they were saying but I still LOVED listening to them. I really wish I understood JP (or that there was a perfect translation program) because I'd love to know what they were saying to crack each other up so much.

I listened to it twice and probably will again. The part where Ichigo is re-enacting the Ginrei Kojaku omake made me laugh as hard as Non-tan.
shirafune6 on June 20th, 2010 03:01 am (UTC)
OMG!!!!! I LOVE Sugiyama's laugh! It's so cute :3
I wish Ishida would laugh!
_debbiechan_: look!_debbiechan_ on June 20th, 2010 04:32 am (UTC)

I FEEL THE SAME WAY. I LIVE FOR THE DAY ISHIDA LAUGHS IN THE ANIME LIKE NON-TAN (actually there was a tiny canon giggle the time he saw that butterfly in SS)
(Anonymous) on June 20th, 2010 03:03 am (UTC)
OOO. THanks for sharing this!
Non-tan and Mori-kun are quite funny together!
I actually like the fact that the seiyuus are openly talking about the Lust Arc. I always find people's opinions on the Lust Arc interesting but they were just comical. XD
I'm kinda happy I wasn't the only one wondering why Orihime wasn't healing Uryuu while all the chanting was going on....his hand was severed...he was beat-up...and then he got gut stabbed...and then even after Ichigo healed himself...she continued to run and chant his name while Uryuu was bleeding....with a sword still impaled in him...comforting Ichigo...
(Anonymous) on June 20th, 2010 03:04 am (UTC)
AH DAMN!!! My computer signed me outta LJ again. ;(
The post above is mine; xxboo_radleyxx
P.S. Ishida needs LLLLOOOOOVVVEEE right now.
Danielwdboldstar on June 20th, 2010 03:35 am (UTC)
One thing I will say: As much as I like Ishihime, I only want it to occur if Orihime genuinely returns Ishida's feelings, not because Ishida "deserves" it for being so brave and noble on the dome. Yes, he WAS brave and noble, but that's beside the point. The main point being that Orihime is not a prize to be won, and while I'd love to see her (or hell, ANYONE) acknowledge Ishida's bravery, I'd rather not have whatever romance occurs between them smack of "well, he just did the right thing, so he deserves a reward."

On other hand, I definitely hope that Kubo-sensei returns to Ishida and Orihime sooner rather than later and gives us a glimpse of what they did post-battle, AND gets Ishida all patched up.
_debbiechan_: EXASPERATED ISHIDA_debbiechan_ on June 20th, 2010 04:31 am (UTC)

Oh certainly. Romance is hardly the issue here. Ishida doesn't deserve to be loved because he was so noble and wonderful on the dome. He deserved to be thanked and given a little attention and maybe HEALED while all of it was going on. And even if he's being given a perfunctory healing now, it doesn't seem like enough....

But that's just it--the juxtaposition of his awesomeness and Orihime's blatant overlooking of it when they used to so very obviously have such a sweet chemistry in SS just looks SO BAD.

When I think of it, so much of HM is about severed relationships--Ichigo and Tatsuki, Orihime and Tatsuki ... and even though bonds were formed here like the new one between Ishida and Renji, there was definitely something off between Ishida and Orihime because well, there was definitely something off with Orihime...
and let's not even get into that little issue of nakama-gut-stabbing that went on....
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Rubica: pic#101080185etherpants on June 20th, 2010 04:24 am (UTC)
BTW The infinite loop Orihime song is "Ieva's Polka" by Lolituma
tsubaki99: Detective Momotsubaki99 on June 20th, 2010 07:12 am (UTC)
*Having flashbacks of that meme* xDDDDD
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papanchi: Shinji - Pinkpapanchi on June 20th, 2010 04:40 am (UTC)
Non-tan's laaaaugh!! He sounds so happy!!! <3<3<3

Oh! Is chAngE's full version out already? It's in the background! :O
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(Anonymous) on June 20th, 2010 04:44 am (UTC)
ROFL...I thought Morita ships Ichihime...From the way they talked about Inoue...I guess not...hahahaha...
Btw, 'Blow a fuse' means getting mad, right? I think 'is panicking' sounds better... :)
(Anonymous) on June 20th, 2010 08:35 am (UTC)
I'm confused Morita-kun... didn't you ship IchiHime? I thought the shipping debate back with Johnny was hinting as such! How could you lie to us waa waa!

Joking aside, this is confusing. Can Morita be clearer about this? Because the pointless wank mentioned before was friggin' headache splitting provoking.
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papanchi: Ulquiorra - Bowpapanchi on June 20th, 2010 04:47 am (UTC)
They mention Ulquiorra a lot. :D
_debbiechan_: 60secondcoming_debbiechan_ on June 20th, 2010 05:03 am (UTC)

Nacchan was telling us that Morita-kun said that "rehearsing with Namikawa-san the tension is high." You can tell Namikawa is intense actor.
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Nacchannacchan_touya on June 20th, 2010 04:54 am (UTC)
thank you for the audio debbie-san and mezzo-san <33
those boys.. err those ojisan are so cute XD but they're speaking in a shinkansen speed it's hard to make out and Mogitan enough with your slang please ヽ(T▽T゚)゚

their talk about Namikawa-san is so cute and I love how Morita-kun left out Rukitan when he list the nakama at 11:37 XDDD
annie_08annie_08 on June 20th, 2010 05:32 am (UTC)
Lmao you know thst he left her out because she's his sister, not nakama .

Btw, what did they say about Namikawa? I remember Yuki mentioned him as well when she was in BBS (hell, she tweeted Kubo sensei about him). These seiyuus seem fond him.

Huuu I hope the next guest will be Namikawa.
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