Hrm, I'm not even sure this is kosher, but I thought I'd share. This is total crack, but it was totally fun to write, so forgive me and just enjoy it. And Happy Golden week.
Title: Eight Brides (and a Thing) for Nine Arrancar
Author: tuathafae (tuathafaerie)
Warnings: Pure crack, way too much innuendo
Summary: Bored in Hueco Mundo, Orihime tries to keep herself occupied with disastrous results. Ulquiorra’s reputation may be in danger.
Disclaimer: Bleach and all of its characters are not my creation. I just make them silly.
Note: Don’t ask why I wrote this, I don’t even know.
"I clean his room, I cook his meals, and I, uh, walk his dog?" - a totally fake cut