I was cruising forums and found this by Shercko on Bleach Portal and laughed my ass off:
Is Ulquiorra dead?
Yes, cero to the face dude.
Not yet, no, it's not over until the Japanese man pens the next chapter!
I don't care; I want to go back to the Fake Karakura Town Fights
I don't know and I care so much I'm bald and fingernail-less
Oh, and I'm still tickled about this community being likened to stewardesses on Air Kubo. It's not time to unbuckle your seatbelts yet, but we're trying to make the wait for spoilers as comfortable as possible!
MY FRIEND MARLEY DREW ME AS A SUPERHERO. Check out my halo and glasses: